 I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. |
| We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. |
| Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. |
| There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky. |
| When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. |
| Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy. |
| Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! |
| I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! |
| I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. |
| Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? |
