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Craig Bruce

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.


When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.


Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.


When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.


The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.


Things always look better when you haven't seen them.


In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.


Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.


The Thought Police: To censor and protect.


I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'


If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.


It's funny how most activists are pacifists.


When trying to locate something, search your mind first.


1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.


Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.


The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.


Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.


It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.


'Programming' is a four-letter word.


Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.


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