 It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. |
| My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. |
| When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. |
| Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. |
| Think Tank, noun: The shower. |
| Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. |
| If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. |
| It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. |
| Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! |
| I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. |
| Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. |
