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Doug Larson
Nationality: American
Category: Cartoonist
Subcategory: American Cartoonist

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!


Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.


Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.


If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.


Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.


Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.


A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.


The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.


Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.


Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.


There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.


Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.


The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.


Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.


A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.


Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.


Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.


The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.


Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

    Topics: Computer

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.


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