 The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. |
| To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. |
| The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. |
| Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. |
| The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. |
| Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. |
| The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. |
| There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. |
| If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. |
| More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. |
| For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. |
| If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. |
| Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
