 What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. |
| People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. |
| There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. |
| You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. |
| I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated. |
| Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. |
| I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. |
| I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. |
| Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. |
