A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. |
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. |
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. |
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. |
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? |
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. |
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. |
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. |
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. |
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. |
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. |
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. |
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. |
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. |
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. |
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. |
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. |
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. |
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. |
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. |