 The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. |
| Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. |
| Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. |
| Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. |
| Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. |
| To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. |
| He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. |
| If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
| Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. |
| For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. |
| An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. |
