 Be quick to learn and wise to know. |
| When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. |
| You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. |
| I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. |
| The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. |
| You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. |
| I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. |
| I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. |
| I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. |
| Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. |
| It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. |
| Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. |
| I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. |
| I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. |
| Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. |
| Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. |
| Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. |
| If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. |
| I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. |
| Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. |
