 What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency. |
| So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater. |
| An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. |
| Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men. |
| It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid. |
| No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. |
| To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination. |
| Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness. |
| I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. |
| Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. |
| Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value. |
| An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. |
