 Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. |
| I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. |
| The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. |
| I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. |
| I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. |
| I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. |
| A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. |
| Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top. |
| Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. |
| Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. |
| If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. |
| People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. |
| Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. |
| My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. |
| I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property." |
| Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. |
| The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. |
| There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. |
| It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. |
| I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. |
