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Johnny Carson Quotes
Page 2 of 2Johnny Carson
October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian
|  I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. | | If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. | | Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. |
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