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Kathy Griffin
November 4, 1961 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.


I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.


The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.


I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.


I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.


I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.


A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.


No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.


Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.


I'm basically always on tour.


I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.


So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.


I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.


If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.


I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.


Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.


That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.


The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.


I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.


I am in love with Larry David.


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