 A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor. |
| It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month. |
| That's life when you're on the D-list. |
| My act is based on my life. |
| Have I gone too far? |
| My act has always reflected what's going on in my life. |
| The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. |
| I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. |
| I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable. |
| So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. |
| I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV. |
| I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. |
| I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. |
| I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R. |
| Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand. |
