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Kinky Friedman
November 1, 1944 -
Nationality: American
Category: Musician
Subcategory: American Musician

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

   

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

   

Young people are the key to this election.

   

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

   

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

   

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

   

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

   

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

   

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

   

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

    Topics: Marriage

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

   

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

   

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

   

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

   

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

   

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

   

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

   

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

   

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

   

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

   

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