 Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. |
| I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. |
| Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day. |
| The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. |
| These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. |
| When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. |
| May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. |
| I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. |
| And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. |
| No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. |
| The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' |
| Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. |
| I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. |
| Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. |
| We were a country band with a social conscience. |
| I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. |
| Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. |
| Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. |
| The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. |
| I see an issue I like, and I support it. |
