 A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. |
| The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep. |
| There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. |
| Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. |
| The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. |
| Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. |
| Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence. |
| Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. |
| Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. |
| Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. |
| Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. |
| When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout. |
| A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. |
| If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else. |
| Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. |
| Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. |
| Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. |
| In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. |
| The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. |
| America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. |
