 Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone. |
| Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. |
| Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. |
| A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street. |
| Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. |
| Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect? |
| Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. |
| Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. |
| An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. |
| A man convinced against his will is not convinced. |
| Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. |
| Lead, follow, or get out of the way. |
| If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. |
| America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. |
| You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. |
| If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? |
| Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. |
| You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes. |
| Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. |
| Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. |
