 His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing. |
| Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me. |
| I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list. |
| The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life. |
| You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. |
| I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments. |
| I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth. |
| I've played golf with three U.S presidents. |
| A hungry dog hunts best. |
| Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either. |
| There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. |
| If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. |
| If I could do anything over, I'd have spent more time with my first set of children. I would have taken more quality time with them, for sure. |
| One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. |
| I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances. |
| When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course. |
| Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player. |
| I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years. |
| How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. |
| Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. |
