 The older I get the better I used to be! |
| You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. |
| In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron. |
| I stay away from the telephone if at all possible. |
| Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby. |
| My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years. |
| Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket. |
| No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine. |
| I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go. |
| My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. |
| There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars. |
| I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife. |
| Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play. |
| Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. |
| I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954. |
| I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up. |
| I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15. |
| I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater. |
| I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire. |
