 Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them. |
| The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. |
| To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. |
| Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. |
| Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is. |
| A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Topics: Family |
| One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. |
| Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. |
| People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. |
| Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you. |
| Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. |
| The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. |
| If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. |
| Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. |
| Women would rather be right than reasonable. |
| Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. |
| I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. |
| I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. |
| Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. |
| Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? |
