 God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers. |
| A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. |
| Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education. |
| I hope we'll be able to solve these problems before we leave. |
| Finally I'm becoming stupider no more. |
| Property is a nuisance. |
| There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down. |
| My brain is open. Topics: Short |
