Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. |
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. |
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. |
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' |
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. |
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. |
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Topics: Computer |
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. |
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. |
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. |
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. |
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. |