 We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. |
| When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? |
| We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. |
| Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. |
| We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. |
| Reality: What a concept! |
| The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. |
| When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' |
| If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? |
| No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. |
| Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! |
| I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. |
| Cricket is basically baseball on valium. |
