| Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.
| Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.
| If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen.
| It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
| Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.
| Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.
| Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong.
| Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.
| Trust, but verify.
| I'm not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
| The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.
| The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Topics: Government, Funny
| If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn't be here. It'd still be waiting for an environmental impact statement.
| Facts are stubborn things.
| My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
| I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.
| People do not make wars; governments do.
| I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
| When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
| We might come closer to balancing the Budget if all of us lived closer to the Commandments and the Golden Rule.