 The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. |
| Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. |
| Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. |
| You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart. |
| In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. |
| It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. |
| Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. Topics: Children |
| In America nothing dies easier than tradition. |
| Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it. |
