 A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. |
| Our comedies are not to be laughed at. |
| The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. |
| Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union. |
| It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities. |
| Modern dancing is old fashioned. |
| Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it. |
| When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. |
| If I look confused it is because I am thinking. |
| It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre. |
| Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing? |
| From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. |
| Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. |
| I can give you a definite perhaps. |
| Please write music like Wagner, only louder. |
| A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. |
| I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job. |
| Ill give you a definite maybe. |
| I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. |
| I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. |
