 Television has raised writing to a new low. |
| I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom. |
| This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it. |
| If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. |
| We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax. |
| Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway. |
| That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg. |
| I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. |
| I never liked you, and I always will. |
| Spare no expense to save money on this one. |
| The harder I work, the luckier I get. |
| No agency is better than its account executives. |
| I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty. |
| Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. |
| God makes stars. I just produce them. |
| Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting. |
| For your information, I would like to ask a question. |
| Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. |
