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Scott Adams
September 28, 1966 -
Nationality: American
Category: Cartoonist
Subcategory: American Cartoonist
      Scott Raymond Adams is the American creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

    Topics: Art

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.


In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.


Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.


Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.


Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.


We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.


Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.


Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.


You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.


I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.


The longer you work here, diverse it gets.


Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.


Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.


The best things in life are silly.


If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?


Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.


The only risk of failure is promotion.


There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.


I get mail; therefore I am.


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