 Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Topics: Art |
| Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. |
| In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. |
| Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. |
| Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. |
| Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. |
| We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. |
| Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. |
| Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. |
| You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. |
| I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. |
| The longer you work here, diverse it gets. |
| Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. |
| Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. |
| The best things in life are silly. |
| If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? |
| Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. |
| The only risk of failure is promotion. |
| There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. |
| I get mail; therefore I am. |
