 Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. |
| People in New York love having roof parties. |
| Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. |
| If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. |
| My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. |
| I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. |
| I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. |
| It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. |
| I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. |
| I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it. |
| I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. |
| There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. |
| And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. |
| I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film. |
| I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. |
| I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage. |
| I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. |
| I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all. |
| People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. |
| I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. |
