 If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. |
| I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. |
| I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. |
| I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. |
| I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. |
| I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. |
| It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. |
| I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. |
| I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. |
| Anyone who bombs is my friend. |
| I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. |
| I will not be misquoted! |
| I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. |
| I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. |
| Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. |
| I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. |
| I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. |
| You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. |
| I loved Australia. I was very successful there. |
| I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. |
