 Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. |
| You're only as good as your last haircut. |
| To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. |
| I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. |
| I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. |
| The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. |
| Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. |
| Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. |
| Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. |
| Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. |
| Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. |
| Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. |
| Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching. |
| Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. |
