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Fran Lebowitz
October 27, 1951 -
Nationality: American
Category: Journalist
Subcategory: American Journalist

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.


You're only as good as your last haircut.


To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.


I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.


I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.


The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.


Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.


Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.


Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.


Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.


Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.


Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.


Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.


Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.


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