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Jeff Foxworthy
September 6, 1958 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.


My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.


I really don't require a whole lot in life.


I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.


I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.


I know God is real.


Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.


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