 I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity. |
| I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. |
| It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game. |
| Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. |
| All the world loves a good loser. |
| Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. Topics: Family |
| Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt. |
| If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. |
| Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. |
| A loafer always has the correct time. |
| It's the good loser who finally loses out. |
| Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. |
| The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening. |
| The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. |
| Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. |
| If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us. |
| Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. |
| As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. |
| A good listener is usually thinking about something else. |
| If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. |
