 It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. |
| It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. |
| After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. |
| Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. |
| It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. |
| Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. |
| There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. |
| Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. |
| The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. |
| The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. |
| Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. |
| Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. |
| If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. |
| Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. |
| The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. |
| Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. |
| There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose. |
| Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. |
| There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. |
| There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? |
