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Bill Cosby
July 12, 1937 -
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.


Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

    Topics: Marriage

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.


Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.


Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.


The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.


In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.


Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.


A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.


Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.


Old is always fifteen years from now.


My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.


Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.


You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.


Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.


Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

    Topics: Children

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

    Topics: Funny

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.


It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.


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