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Groucho Marx
October 2, 1895 - August 19, 1977
Nationality: American
Category: Comedian
Subcategory: American Comedian

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.


I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.


I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.


Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.


I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.


Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.


Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.


I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.


Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.


Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.


Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.


I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.


I must confess, I was born at a very early age.


My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.


The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.


No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.


There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.


Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?


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