 The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. |
| And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West. |
| Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. |
| Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. |
| To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. |
| Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. |
| Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. |
| You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. |
| We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. |
| Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. |
| Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. |
| The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. |
| In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. |
| The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. |
| Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. |
| The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Topics: Funny |
| Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. |
| Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. |
| Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. |
| Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. |
