 It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. |
| You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. |
| America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. |
| An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. |
| Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. |
| If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. |
| The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. |
| A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. |
| Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. |
| Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. |
| Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. |
| The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it. |
| Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. |
| You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. |
| When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. |
| Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. |
| Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. |
| People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. |
| Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. |
| When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. |
