 Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. |
| About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. |
| If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? |
| Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. |
| When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. |
| If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. |
| The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. |
| We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? |
| Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. |
| Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. |
| One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. |
| Things ain't what they used to be and never were. |
| The schools ain't what they used to be and never was. |
| In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. |
| The best way out of a difficulty is through it. |
| Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. |
| In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. |
| If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. |
| Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. |
| The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. |
