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Will Rogers
November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935
Nationality: American
Category: Actor
Subcategory: American Actor

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.


The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.


People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.


I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.


There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.


Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.


There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.


The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"


If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.


All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.


A fool and his money are soon elected.


We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.


Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.


The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.


So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

    Topics: Family, Funny

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.


The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.


One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.


Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.


The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.


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