 What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much? |
| Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away. |
| Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem. |
| Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long. |
| If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater? |
| If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it. |
| We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place. |
| There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent. |
| Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear completely. |
| Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair. |
| I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along. |
| Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right. |
| The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top. Topics: Business |
| Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next. Topics: Family |
| The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the universe says to itself, 'Oh I see, this person doesn't like opportunities' and stops giving them to you. |
| Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy. |
| If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. |
| Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain. |
| A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out. |
| Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. |
