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Doug Coupland
December 30, 1961 -
Nationality: Canadian
Category: Author
Subcategory: Canadian Author

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.


It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.


I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?


Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are.


Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.


Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.


Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.


The future and eternity are two entirely different things.


Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.


We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.


When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.


You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.


Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you never have to think about fashion again.


Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.


Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.


People will always choose more money over more sex.


Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.


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