 Fate is for losers. |
| Technology favors horrible people. |
| Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way again. |
| Where does personality end and brain damage begin? |
| Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth. |
| The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all. |
| Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long. |
| Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence. |
| Purchased experiences don't count. |
| Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. |
| Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it. |
| Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships. |
| I've got 911 on speed dial. |
| Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness. |
| We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about, but instead because they know precisely which subjects to avoid. |
| If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil. |
| You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. |
| Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed. |
| Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives. |
| Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code? |
