 Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. |
| Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. |
| There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream. |
| Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict? |
| If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us. |
| People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own. Topics: Family |
| New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108. |
| If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive. |
| If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure. |
| Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs. |
| You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young. |
| The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you become them. |
| Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives. |
| Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive. |
| I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened. |
| If your life had lyrics, would they be any good? |
| If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. |
| In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich. |
| Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want. |
| In our heads we're all about 33 years old. |
