 The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. |
| When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. |
| Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. |
| A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. |
| It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. |
| I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. |
| There are lies, damned lies and statistics. |
| When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. |
