 When in doubt tell the truth. |
| The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. |
| Don't let schooling interfere with your education. |
| Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. |
| But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? |
| Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. |
| A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. |
| Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. |
| Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. |
| No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. |
| Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. |
| Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. |
| I've never let my school interfere with my education. |
| What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. |
| The Public is merely a multiplied "me." |
| Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. |
| If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. |
