 Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. |
| All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. |
| All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure. |
| The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. |
| Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. |
| The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. |
| There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. |
| Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. |
| The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all. |
| Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. |
| We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world. |
| To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. |
| Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat. |
| It is easier to stay out than get out. |
| When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. |
| Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. |
| Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. |
