 Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. |
| I can live for two months on a good compliment. |
| Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. |
| There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. |
| Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. |
| We are all alike, on the inside. |
| Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. |
| All right, then, I'll go to hell. |
| Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. |
| It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. |
| Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. |
| Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. |
| The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. |
| Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. |
| Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself. |
| Prosperity is the best protector of principle. |
| If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. |
| Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. |
| There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. |
| To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. |
