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Mark Twain
November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910
Nationality: American
Category: Author
Subcategory: American Author

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.


Buy land, they're not making it anymore.


It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.


If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."


In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.


There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.


Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.


The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.


When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.


The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.


The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.


It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.


I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.


The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.


Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.


Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.


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